paladin
[PAL-uh-din]
noun
A champion of a cause.
My wife, the paladin of whoring around, is out with one of her students.
exclaim
/ɪkˈskleɪm/
verb
Cry out suddenly, esp. in surprise, anger, or pain.
“Titty-Fucking Christ!” exclaimed Trevor as he barged through the bedroom door to find his wife fellating his younger brother.
firmament
[FUR-muh-muhnt]
noun
The region of the air; the sky; the heavens.
Point your fuckstick towards the firmament so that it may enter me.
tortuous
[TOR-choo-us]
adjective
Marked by repeated turns and bends.
During Sarah Palin’s tortuous speech about how great America is and all that bullshit, I kept trying to imagine if she was completely shaved or not.
surreptitious
/ˌsɜr əpˈtɪʃ əs/
adjective
1 a made or introduced fraudulently. b clandestine…
algid
/ˈæl dʒɪd/
adjective
1 cold. 2 chilly.
Women fond of fucking considerably younger men are notorious for possessing an unquenchable libido…
simper
[sim-per]
verb (used without object)
To smile in a silly, self-conscious way.
Here’s a look at our local area fucking nutcase from Tucson, the