lionize
[LY-uh-nyz]
trans
verb. To treat or regard as an object of great interest or importance.
“You have good reason to lionize my penis, for no man has seen more pussyflaps than I.
schmaltz
Excessively sentimental, especially with art and music.
Jessie was sucker for funny guys that could make her laugh without resorting to excessive schmaltz. She was also extremely lonely…
discourse
/ˈdɪskɔrs/
noun
1 a conversation. b talk. 2 the art and manner of speaking and conversing…
stentorian
[sten-TOR-ee-uhn]
adj
Extremely loud.
I’d like to take a bat to the heads of these stentorian pricks next door.
koan
[KOH-ahn]
noun
A nonsensical or paradoxical question.
Apparently that age old koan about the goddamned chicken and the egg has been
[JEL-id] adjective Extremely cold; icy. It must be gelid outside because I can see Grace’s nipples through her god damned Northface.
[sur-kuhm-spekt] adjective Watchful and discreet; cautious. Had I known she approved of my happy ending massage, I’d have been less circumspect about it.
gelid
circumspect