[per-PEND]
verb
To ponder; deliberate.
The trick to being able to perpend the boring minutiae of your date’s day is to constantly remind yourself that women like to fuck good listeners.
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Modern Language Association (MLA Style)
“Perpend.” The Effin’ Word, The Effin’ Word, https://effinwords.com/dictionary/perpend. Accessed 18 Dec. 2025.
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The Effin’ Word, s.v. “perpend”, accessed December 18, 2025, https://effinwords.com/dictionary/perpend.
American Psychological Association (APA Style)
The Effin’ Word. (n.d.). Perpend. In The Effin’ Word. Retrieved December 18, 2025, from https://effinwords.com/dictionary/perpend