eldritch
[EL-drich]
adjective
Strange; unearthly; weird; eerie.
I’ve always been of the opinion that an uncircumcised cock is eldritch and downright uncouth.
variegated
[VAIR-ee-uh-gay-tid]
adjective
Having marks or patches of different colors.
My local pot shop here in Boulder, Colorado has every variegated strain of weed imaginable.
sallow
Having a yellowish color; of a pale, sickly color, tinged with yellow
Due to a sedentary lifestyle, Norman was saddled with a sallow body, and devoid of muscle. Few women looked beyond his sickly style…
confabulation
[kon-FAB-yuh-lay-shuhn]
noun
Familiar talk; easy, unrestrained, unceremonious conversation.
Let’s elevate this confabulation to medium talk: do you take it in the pooper?
shivaree
[SHIV-uh-ree]
noun
An elaborate, noisy celebration.
These fucking Africans and their vevuzelas are creating the worst sounding shivaree since the air raid sirens sounded over London.
cleave
[kleev]
verb
To adhere closely; stick; cling.
She cleaved onto her parents like a fly to shit, ‘till they tried to baptize her and score her genitals.
rebarbative
[ree-BAR-buh-tiv]
adj
Serving or tending to irritate or repel.
That goddamn sweater you bought is rebarbative and uncouth.