spoonerism
[SPOO-nuh-riz-uhm]
noun
The transposition of usually initial sounds in a pair of words.
Wattled botter…
vociferate
[voh-SIF-uh-reyt]
verb
To speak or cry out loudly.
The Lower East Side has been overrun with Jersey Shore douchbags, all vociferating at each other without cause.
veriest
[VER-ee-ist]
adj
Utmost; most complete.
I wouldn’t say my memories of the night were veriest, but I certainly don’t remember calling the bartender a “tranny.
brindled
[BRIN-dld]
adjective
Gray or tawny with darker streaks or spots.
Oddly enough my cock was brindled for reasons not related to the male prostitute I picked up on Friday.
progeny
[proj-uh-nee]
noun
A descendant or offspring, as a child, plant, or animal.
Bristol Palin, the progeny of Sarah Palin, is a wide-angled cum trap.
ambsace
/ˈeɪmzˌeɪs/
noun
1 a two ones. b the lowest throw at dice…
svelte
[svelt]
adjective
Slender.
Some bitch said I had a baby dick, so I tried to reason with her that it was just svelte as fuck…