oenophile
[ee-nuh-fahyl]
noun
A person who enjoys wines, usually as a connoisseur.
My mother claimed to be an oenophile, but oenophiles don’t drink Sutter Home wine coolers by the truck full.
credulous
/ˈkrɛdʒ ə ləs/
adjective
1 a apt to believe on slight evidence…
irate
[ahy-reyt]
adjective
Angry; enraged. Arising from or characterized by anger.
Did that irate, wife-beating son of a bitch Chris Brown win big at the Grammy’s this year?
neologism
[nee-OLL-uh-jiz-um]
noun
A new word or expression.
“Human gaffe machine” is the perfect neologism for describing our fucking hilarious Vice President.
melancholia
/ˌmɛlənˈkoʊliə/
noun
a kind of mental unsoundness characterized by extreme depression of spirits, ill-grounded fears, delusions, and brooding over one particular subject or train of ideas…
vapid
[VAY-pid]
adjective
Lacking liveliness and spirit; dull.
This beer is skunked, vapid, and has a hint of piss to it.
wherewithal
/ˈʰwɛərwɪðˌɔl/
noun
1 with which. 2 the necessary means or instrument.
If Charlie had the wherewithal, he’d hire a hooker every night to rub him off and read him to sleep.