vesuvian
[vuh-SOO-vee-uhn]
adjective
Volcanic; of, pertaining to, or resembling Mount Vesuvius.
I find that an early morning jerk off results in a more vesuvian orgasm.
puckish
[PUHK-ish]
adjective
Whimsical; mischievous; impish.
Cops are raiding Charlie Sheen’s blow-filled house? What will that puckish, lovable guy do next?
wiseacre
One who makes undue pretensions to wisdom.
For years and years, successive generations of Trumps lived up to their reputation as low-life wiseacres. They were always smarter and faster and stronger than the next guy they would proclaim to all that could hear…
wherewithal
/ˈʰwɛərwɪðˌɔl/
noun
1 with which. 2 the necessary means or instrument.
If Charlie had the wherewithal, he’d hire a hooker every night to rub him off and read him to sleep.
scurrilous
[SKUR-uh-luhs]
adjective
Grossly or obscenely abusive.
I bet Ayn Rand would stick the fuck who made the scurrilous “Part I” of her magnum opus in the gulag.
exiguity
[ek-suh-GYOO-uht-ee]
adjective
Scantiness; smallness; thinness;the quality of being meager.
I’m not so much a big breast guy…
frabjous
[FRAB-juhs]
adjective
Wonderful, elegant, superb, or delicious.
Call me crazy, but I think the street meat vendors in NYC are godamned frabjous; especially when I’m piss-drunk.