behemoth

Something of monstrous size, power, or appearance.

A little known fact about Moses: His cock was a behemoth—-almost as long as his staff.

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spoonerism

[SPOO-nuh-riz-uhm]

noun

The transposition of usually initial sounds in a pair of words.

Wattled botter…

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orison

[AWR-uh-zuhn]

noun

A prayer.

Before takeoff, let’s say an orison and pray that we don’t get a piss drunk pilot.

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venial

[VEE-nee-uhl]

adjective

Capable of being forgiven; not heinous; excusable; pardonable.

We both decided that her fucking around with random men was a venial offense, and that we’d look past it.

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quotidian

/kwoʊˈtɪd i ən/

adjective

1 occurring or returning daily. 2 a commonplace…

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eldritch

[EL-drich]

adjective

Strange; unearthly; weird; eerie.

I’ve always been of the opinion that an uncircumcised cock is eldritch and downright uncouth.

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roseate

[ROH-zee-it]

adjective

Overly optimistic; bright or cheerful.

North Korea will never make a worthy foe because Kim Jong Il’s roseate face is too fucking adorable.

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