threnody
[THREN-uh-dee]
noun
A poem, speech, or song of lamentation, esp. for the dead.
I sure as shit hope one of you pricks writes a nice threnody for me when I finally get off this fucking rock.
crux
[KROO-seez]
noun
The basic, central, or critical point or feature.
The crux of the tea party movement is that the overweight, brain dead fools who make shit for money are pro-corporation.
quaff
To drink with relish; to swallow in large draughts.
A clique of polished young women quaffed goblets of shiraz at one end of the bar as Jay sat transfixed at the other…
fantod
/ˈfæntɒd/
noun
A sudden outpouring of anger, outrage.
The idea that her husband spent more than $10,000 of their kid’s college fund on hookers and cocaine gave her the fantods.
mephitic
[muh-FIT-ik]
adjective
Poisonous; noxious.
Eat too much asparagus and your urine becomes mephitic.
fusty
[FUHS-tee]
adj
Having a stale smell; moldy; musty.
Geez, lady, you douche at all? I’m all for pussy, but not when it’s fusty.
puerile
Childish; trifling; silly; immature.
Cindy and Kelly were swimming in the prolonged descent toward an acrimonious breakup. They were equally vindictive and puerile, and each refused to yield on a single issue…