couloir
/kulˈwɑr/
noun
A steep gorge along a mountainside.
On a hike through Glacier National Park, Jordan hinted that she had a surprise for her husband…
gangrel
[GANG-gruhl]
noun
A lanky, loose-jointed person.
I gave up on gangrels a long time ago…
panache
[puh-NASH]
noun
Dash or flamboyance in manner or style.
Kawal the Sikh thought his turban added panache to his giant head and Prada eyeglasses.
eructation
[ih-ruhk-TAY-shuhn]
noun
The act of belching; a belch.
When a pussy experiences eructation it’s called a queef.
atelier
[at-l-YAY]
noun
A workshop; a studio.
Last night I met a handsome artist who brought me upstairs to his atelier where he fed me Ecstasy and gave me a foot massage.
languor
[LANG-guhr]
noun
Mental or physical weariness or fatigue.
I’ll wine ‘em and dine ‘em, but pillow talk after sex causes me great languor.
titubant
[TICH-oo-buhnt]
noun
A disturbance of body equilibrium in standing or walking.
Shotgunning a Four Loko caused a titubant in my stride and apparently made me wet myself.