libation
[lahy-bey-shuhn]
noun
An intoxicating beverage, especially when drunk in celebrative situations.
We hope that you are all recovering from last night’s libations in honor of old St…
penchant
[PEN-chunt]
noun
Inclination; decided taste; a strong liking.
He never had a penchant for red heads, though he had banged quite a few.
muliebrity
[myoo-lee-EB-ri-tee]
noun
The state of being a woman.
She embodied muliebrity to its fullest extent…
machination
[mack-uh-NAY-shuhn]
noun
The act of plotting.
I realized very fucking quickly that his “Video Email Technology” was a machination for a pyramid scheme.
saccade
[sa-KAHD]
noun
The movement of the eye when it makes a sudden change, as in reading…
casuistry
[KAZH-oo-uh-stree]
noun
Specious, deceptive, or oversubtle reasoning.
Google and Verizon’s little “we’ll opt to be regulated by regulation we wrote ourselves” manifesto is fucking casuistry on a grand scale.
lucent
[LOO-suhnt]
adjective
Shining.
I’ll tell you what a nice Christmas gift would be: wear those lucent panties of yours while you make me a grilled cheese.