aplomb
[uh-PLOM]
noun
Assurance of manner or of action; confidence; coolness.
Bryan sucked cock with the aplomb of a fucking Oreck XL.
pellucid
[puh-LOO-sid]
adjective
Easily understandable.
I wanted to make my resignation as pellucid as possible so I photographed my genitals and hung them up in the kitchen.
nimiety
[nih-MY-uh-tee]
noun
The state of being too much; excess.
If you thought we were dabbling in nimiety with the 8-ball, wait till you see the box of poppers we found.
confluence
[KON-floo-uhn(t)s]
noun
A flowing or coming together; junction.
The night was a confluence of greatness: nice people, great drugs, good music to take drugs to.
billingsgate
[BIL-ingz-gayt]
noun
Coarsely abusive, foul, or profane language.
The family dinner would always end in billingsgate after the mention of Uncle Brian the pervert.
perspicacious
[pur-spi-KEY-shuhs]
adj
Having keen mental perception and understanding; discerning.
Don’t call me perspicacious, but you look like you just shat yourself.
tortuous
[TOR-choo-us]
adjective
Marked by repeated turns and bends.
During Sarah Palin’s tortuous speech about how great America is and all that bullshit, I kept trying to imagine if she was completely shaved or not.