educe
[ih-DOOS]
verb
To infer or deduce.
I was able to educe, primarily from the shit-stained dildo on the bed, that my husband had been using my toys for no good.
cachinnate
[KAK-uh-neyt]
verb
To laugh loudly or immoderately.
Audiences everywhere cachinnated as soon as that fucking hack M…
stertor
[STUR-ter]
noun
A heavy snoring sound.
Cocaine clogs my nostrils and causes me to breathe in stertors.
deterge
/dɪˈtɜrdʒ/
verb
1 to cleanse. 2 to wipe or wash away. 3 to purge…
uxorious
[uk-SOR-ee-us]
adjective
Excessively fond of or submissive to a wife.
All I did to make my husband more uxorious was threaten to tell his coworkers that he once begged me to use a strap-on on him.
clandestine
[klan-des-tin]
adjective
Characterized by, done in, or executed with secrecy or concealment.
Today we finally get to see the fucking clandestine Apple tablet.
pellucid
[puh-LOO-sid]
adjective
Easily understandable.
I wanted to make my resignation as pellucid as possible so I photographed my genitals and hung them up in the kitchen.