alacrity
[uh-LACK-ruh-tee]
noun
A cheerful or eager readiness or willingness.
Bryan was filled with alacrity when he whipped out his cock-piercing in front of us this evening.
mollify
[mol-uh-fahy]
verb (used with object)
To soften in feeling or temper, as a person; pacify; appease…
dapple
[DAP-uhl]
adjective
Marked with contrasting patches or spots; dappled.
“What’s with the dappled cock,” she said.
endemic
/ɛnˈdɛmɪk/
adjective
Native to a particular area or culture; originating where it occurs…
volte-face
[vawlt-FAHS]
noun
An about-face; a reversal, as in policy or opinion.
My health insurance company refused to pay for my sex change operation, so I made a volte-face on my opinions about reform.
coiffure
[kwah-fyoor]
noun
a person’s hairstyle, typically an elaborate one.
If Pauly D did something different with his coiffure he really wouldn’t be a bad looking guido.
potable
[POH-tuh-buhl]
adjective
Fit to drink; suitable for drinking; drinkable.
In rehab we fermented orange juice into a potable blend of pulp and alcohol.