atrabilious
[at-ruh-BIL-yuhs]
adjective
Melancholic; gloomy.
I’ll never grow tired of Gordon Ramsay’s atrabilious reactions to shitty sous chefs and piss-drunk restaurateurs.
mundify
/ˈmʌn dəˌfaɪ/
verb
1 a to cleanse. b to deterge…
enthrall
[en-THRAWL]
verb
To captivate or charm.
I was enthralled by Sarah Palin’s last speech not because she had important or meaningful things to say, but because she’s a fucking dullard with a pair of tits.
salmagundi
[sal-muh-GUHN-dee]
noun
Any mixture or assortment; a medley; a potpourri; a miscellany.
It’s safe to say that the Grammys this year was a salmagundi of shit.
proselytize
[PROS-uh-luh-tyz]
intrans
, trans. verb. To induce someone to join one’s institution, cause, or political party…
panegyrize
[PAN-i-juh-rahyz]
verb
To eulogize; bestow praises.
I wonder if all of Herman Cain’s whores will panegyrize him when he goes…
philately
/fɪˈlætli/
noun
the collection of postage stamps of various issues.
Gena always felt her husband was more passionate about philately than he was about her…