succinct
[suhk-SINGKT]
adjective
Characterized by compressed precise expression with no wasted words; brief; concise.
I kept my farewell speech succinct, and told her that if she wants a fuck buddy to call me.
remora
[REM-er-uh]
noun
An obstacle, hindrance, or obstruction.
I think her father put an extra clasp on her bra, so that it would act as a remora before copulation.
prescient
[PREE-shee-nt]
adjective
Having knowledge of events before they take place; foresight.
I’d sure as shit like to have a prescient stockbroker…
clamber
[KLAM-buhr]
intrans
verb. To climb with difficulty, or on all fours; to scramble.
You should have seen my fat fuck neighbor clamber up five flights of stairs after the elevator broke.
lubricious
Having a smooth or slippery surface.
He collapsed against her warm, lubricious body after a strenuous session of lovemaking.
laconic
[luh-KON-ik]
adjective
Using or marked by the use of a minimum of words; brief and pithy; brusque…
avuncular
[uh-VUHNG-kyuh-luhr]
adjective
Of or pertaining to an uncle.
My sexual past is tied closely to avuncular relations forced upon me as a minor!