quiescent
Being in a state of repose; at rest; still; not moving.
After an early dinner, it was not at all uncommon for Grandma’s affect to turn from outbursts of anger at the liberalization of the “mainstream media,” to quiescent viewer of Jeopardy…
effing
Euphemistic, Slang: Bowdlerization of fucking.
Jason slid his shades down his nose as a fit blond with perky tits and tight yoga pants wiggled by…
atrabilious
[at-ruh-BIL-yuhs]
adjective
Melancholic; gloomy.
I’ll never grow tired of Gordon Ramsay’s atrabilious reactions to shitty sous chefs and piss-drunk restaurateurs.
mundify
/ˈmʌn dəˌfaɪ/
verb
1 a to cleanse. b to deterge…
enthrall
[en-THRAWL]
verb
To captivate or charm.
I was enthralled by Sarah Palin’s last speech not because she had important or meaningful things to say, but because she’s a fucking dullard with a pair of tits.
salmagundi
[sal-muh-GUHN-dee]
noun
Any mixture or assortment; a medley; a potpourri; a miscellany.
It’s safe to say that the Grammys this year was a salmagundi of shit.
proselytize
[PROS-uh-luh-tyz]
intrans
, trans. verb. To induce someone to join one’s institution, cause, or political party…