loll
[lol]
verb
To recline or lean in a relaxed, lazy, or indolent manner; lounge.
Look at these piss-drunk queers lolling around the frat house.
flummox
[FLUM-uhks]
trans
verb. To confuse; to perplex.
I always leave my phone on during flights…
fain
[FEYN]
adverb
Gladly; willingly. adjective. Content; willing.
I would fain have gone with him to the LOLcats themed orgy, but it required that I not shave any part of my body for three months prior to the event.
asinine
[as-uh-nahyn]
adjective
Foolish, unintelligent, or silly; stupid.
I got tired of her asinine beliefs that Obama taking a bow to a Japanese dude would lead us into a New World Order.
slimsy
[SLIM-zee]
adjective
Flimsy; frail.
How slimsy is your cock, anyway? Why does it keep bending in half?
obdurate
[OB-duh-rit]
adjective
Resistant to persuasion; unyielding.
If it weren’t for our blind consumerism most people would hate us obdurate Americans.
scintilla
scintilla [sin-TIL-uh] noun;
1
A tiny or scarcely detectable amount; the slightest particle; a trace; a spark…