roseate
[ROH-zee-it]
adjective
Overly optimistic; bright or cheerful.
North Korea will never make a worthy foe because Kim Jong Il’s roseate face is too fucking adorable.
concupiscible
[kon-KYOO-pi-suh-buhl]
adjective
Worthy of being desired.
Though it stars the concupiscible Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached looks like a giant turd.
vitriol
[vi-tree-uhl]
adjective
Very caustic; scathing.
Pat Robertson’s vitriolic remarks about Haiti are sure to earn him a special place in hell…
educe
[ih-DOOS]
verb
To infer or deduce.
I was able to educe, primarily from the shit-stained dildo on the bed, that my husband had been using my toys for no good.
florid
/ˈflɔrɪd/
adjective
Elaborately ornate; flowery.
Jacqueline’s body was a canvas covered in tattoos…
martinet
[mar-t’n-ET]
noun
A strict disciplinarian.
These cocksucking refs at the World Cup all seem like straight-faced martinets…
supplant
[suh-plant]
verb (used with object)
To take the place of (another), as through force, scheming, strategy, or the like…