bloviate
[BLOH-vee-ayt]
verb
To speak or write at length in a pompous or boastful manner.
Dear Fox News, pay me half of what those other old farts get and I’ll bloviate and scream about whatever the fuck you want.
trollop
[trol-uhp]
noun
an immoral or promiscuous woman.
Don’t you hate finding out the woman you love is a fucking trollop?
educe
[ih-DOOS]
verb
To infer or deduce.
I was able to educe, primarily from the shit-stained dildo on the bed, that my husband had been using my toys for no good.
cachinnate
[KAK-uh-neyt]
verb
To laugh loudly or immoderately.
Audiences everywhere cachinnated as soon as that fucking hack M…
stertor
[STUR-ter]
noun
A heavy snoring sound.
Cocaine clogs my nostrils and causes me to breathe in stertors.
deterge
/dɪˈtɜrdʒ/
verb
1 to cleanse. 2 to wipe or wash away. 3 to purge…
uxorious
[uk-SOR-ee-us]
adjective
Excessively fond of or submissive to a wife.
All I did to make my husband more uxorious was threaten to tell his coworkers that he once begged me to use a strap-on on him.