explicate
[EK-spluh-kayt] trans verb. To explain; to clear of difficulties or obscurity. I like the show House, but sometimes the explication of his character is too fucking much.
macabre
[muh-kah-bruh]
adjective
Gruesome and horrifying; ghastly; horrible.
You see this broad Jesse James is fucking around on Sandra Bullock with? She’s macabre.
minatory
[MIN-uh-tor-ee]
adj
Threatening; menacing.
Have you ever met a fast food worker who didn’t have a minatory look on their pimply fucking face?
chicanery
[shih-KAY-nuh-ree]
noun
A trick; a subterfuge.
She grew tired of my chicanery at the bar, but gave me her number anyway and told me she only did outcalls.
abstemious
[ab-stee-mee-uhs]
adjective
Characterized by abstinence.
Christine O’Donnell, the muppet version of Rachel Ray, has lived an abstemious life: one devoid of masturbation, sex, and reason.
plebeian
[plih-BEE-uhn]
noun
A coarse, crude, or vulgar person.
I like movie theaters with more expensive balcony seats so I don’t have to come in contact with those pissant plebeians down below.
fealty
[FEE-uhl-tee]
noun
Fidelity; allegiance; faithfulness.
Exactly who in the fuck does Glenn Beck give his fealty to? I can’t figure it out.