tarradiddle
[tair-uh-DID-uhl]
noun
A petty falsehood; a fib.
So I told one little tarradiddle about my cock being larger than it actually is…
xenophobe
[zen-uh-fohb]
noun
A person who fears or hates foreigners, strange customs, etc.
Boulder, Colorado is the perfect place for a xenophobe—it’s all fucking white people here.
eschew
[es-CHOO]
trans
verb. To shun; to avoid.
I’ve always found it difficult to maintain an erection with one on, so we decided to eschew the condom.