erudite
[er-yoo-dahyt]
adjective
Characterized by great knowledge; learned or scholarly.
“You can’t send out a bestiality video link one minute and act all erudite the next…
salient
[SAY-lee-unt]
adjective
Forcing itself on the attention; prominent; noticeable.
She asked me what I thought the most salient feature of a woman was, so I told her a nice smile…
languor
[LANG-guhr]
noun
Mental or physical weariness or fatigue.
I’ll wine ‘em and dine ‘em, but pillow talk after sex causes me great languor.
inveterate
[in-VET-uhr-it]
adjective
Firmly established by long persistence.
Isn’t the “accidental” overdose of washed up celebrities from the 80’s an inveterate event at this point?
sachet
[sa-SHEY]
noun
A small bag, case, or pad containing perfuming powder.
Little did the cop know that a night’s worth of blow was hidden in her sachet.
eructation
[ih-ruhk-TAY-shuhn]
noun
The act of belching; a belch.
When a pussy experiences eructation it’s called a queef.
licentious
[lahy-sen-shuhs]
adjective
Sexually unrestrained; lascivious; libertine; lewd.
Thao, the licentious Asian from next door, asked me for help setting up her iChat so she could go on chatroulette…