habitué
[huh-BICH-oo-ey]
noun
One who frequents a particular place.
My wife called me a whorehouse habitué…
regnant
[REG-nuhnt]
adjective
Prevalent; widespread.
Who’s the biggest gaffe-machine regnant, Joe “Fuck” Biden or BP’s CEO Tony “Food Poisoning” Hayward?
oleaginous
[oh-lee-AJ-uh-nuhs]
adjective
Having the nature or qualities of oil.
A big fucking thank you to BP who has turned our beloved gulf into an oleaginous swamp.
uxorious
[uk-SOR-ee-us]
adjective
Excessively fond of or submissive to a wife.
All I did to make my husband more uxorious was threaten to tell his coworkers that he once begged me to use a strap-on on him.
sardonic
[sar-DON-ik]
adjective
Scornful, mocking; disdainfully humorous.
I love how republicans don’t get how fucking sardonic Stephen Colbert is.
contemporaneous
[kuhn-tem-puh-RAY-nee-uhs]
adjective
Originating, existing, or occurring at the same time.
The best sex is when you and your partner experience contemporaneous orgasms.
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carom
/ˈkær əm/
verb
1 To strike and rebound. 2 to glance.
Nick was a junky…