eleemosynary
[el-uh-MOS-uh-ner-ee]
adjective
Of or for charity; charitable.
Since when did the US government become an eleemosynary institution tasked with providing for people? Aren’t they just here to fuck up other countries and arrest us when we get out of control?
interpolate
[in-TUR-puh-layt]
trans
, intrans. verb. To insert between other elements or parts.
Tyler Durden earned his keep working as a projectionist while interpolating frames of cocks into Disney movies.
idee fixe
[ee-day-FEEKS]
noun
An idea that dominates the mind; a fixed idea; an obsession.
My neighbor dwelt on the idee fixe that the government wanted to castrate him so he killed his family and torched his house.
sapient
Possessing or expressing great wisdom or judgement.
The journeymen politicos wagged their heads with Stalinesque deference as the arena around them reverberated with Donald Trump’s sapient remarks…
desultory
[DES-uhl-tor-ee]
adjective
Disconnected remarks; aimless.
We had just been seated in a nice restaurant when her desultory remarks about my missing testicle started.
comity
[KOM-uh-tee]
noun
A state of mutual harmony, friendship, and respect.
I’d love to see the day when all of God’s various “religions” can exist in a state of comity…
stertorous
[STUR-tuh-ruhs]
adjective
Characterized by heavy snoring or breathing.
It’s hotter than a pair of squirrels fucking in a wool sock in New York, and I can’t get a night’s sleep without stertorous tossing and turning.