impassible
[im-PASS-uh-buhl]
adjective
Incapable of suffering.
I made a crack to my Doctor about being prescribed something that would make me feel impassible to the misery of the world and wrote me up in his chart.
bifurcate
[BY-fur-kayt]
intrans
, trans. verb. To divide into two branches or parts.
The sweat lodge guru told me that if I drank his tea and sat in his tent for 12 hours my consciousness would bifurcate itself.