hauteur
[haw-TUR]
noun
Haughty manner, spirit; arrogance.
Three drinks and my roommate gains the hauteur of a juice head from Long fucking Island.
mephitic
[muh-FIT-ik]
adjective
Poisonous; noxious.
Eat too much asparagus and your urine becomes mephitic.
venial
[VEE-nee-uhl]
adjective
Capable of being forgiven; not heinous; excusable; pardonable.
We both decided that her fucking around with random men was a venial offense, and that we’d look past it.
sibylline
[SIB-uh-leen]
adjective
Prophetic; oracular.
So it turns out Paul the Octopus wasn’t sybylline after all…
repudiate
[ri-pyoo-dee-eyt]
verb (used with object)
To reject with denial.
When that horse-toothed cunt Sarah Palin asked us to “refudiate” the mosque on ground zero, she actually meant that we should repudiate the building…
vespertine
[VES-per-tin]
adjective
Of, pertaining to, or occurring in the evening.
Luckily for me, my coke habit was largely vespertine in nature, and my coworkers didn’t have so much as a clue.
pule
[PYOOL]
intrans
verb. To whimper; to whine.
Not that I was that well endowed, but I did expect her to pule a little more than she did during our first turn in the sack.