imbroglio
[im-BROHL-yoh]
noun
A complicated and embarrassing state of things.
That idiot General McChrystal really got himself into an imbroglio, and he did it in fucking Rolling Stone magazine of all places.
impecunious
[im-pih-KYOO-nee-uhs]
adjective
Not having money; habitually without money; poor.
That impecunious cunt Lohan will probably end up profiting off of her having to serve time.
sublunary
[suhb-LOO-nuh-ree]
adjective
Of or pertaining to this world; terrestrial; earthly.
Is it wrong that my only sublunary goal is to get as much pussy as possible while I’m alive?
enthrall
[en-THRAWL]
verb
To captivate or charm.
I was enthralled by Sarah Palin’s last speech not because she had important or meaningful things to say, but because she’s a fucking dullard with a pair of tits.
fop
[FOP]
noun
A man who is overly concerned with or vain about his dress and appearance…
cavil
[KAV-uhl]
noun
A trivial or frivolous objection.
Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olberman should stop with the useless cavils and just have John Stewart host a dick measuring contest between the two.
sedulous
/ˈsɛdʒələs/
adjective
1 Diligent in application or pursuit; constant. 2 steady, and persevering in business, or in endeavors to effect an object…