risible
[RIZ-uh-buhl]
adjective
Capable of laughing; disposed to laugh.
Michael Steele is more risible than he is intelligent…
restive
[RES-tiv]
adjective
Unwilling to go on; obstinate in refusing to move forward; stubborn.
Upon hearing news that she’d be serving 90 days in prison, Lindsay Lohan’s brow-beaten, coked-out mug looked quite restive.
martinet
[mar-t’n-ET]
noun
A strict disciplinarian.
These cocksucking refs at the World Cup all seem like straight-faced martinets…
regale
[rih-GAY(uh)L]
trans
, intrans verb. To entertain with something that delights…
ersatz
Made in imitation; artificial.
I don’t care what these fast food companies tell me about their food being “real.” It’s ersatz junk that a fucking mule wouldn’t eat if it had a brain.
temerarious
[tem-uh-RAIR-ee-uhs]
adjective
Recklessly or presumptuously daring; rash.
As temerarious as the guy who runs
[FLUM-uhks] trans verb. To confuse; to perplex. I always leave my phone on during flights…
flummox