interlard
[in-tuhr-LARD]
verb
To insert between; to mix or mingle.
He chose to interlard his breakup letter with photos of him having sex with various prostitutes.
vexatious
[vek-sey-shuhs]
adjective
disorderly; confused; troubled
The poor girl’s vexatious emotions caused her to fuck anything that showed her more than five minutes of attention.
heliolatry
[hee-lee-OL-uh-tree]
noun
Worship of the sun.
I remember hearing stories in college about Ibiza, where big-breasted women laid out naked practicing heliolatry on the beaches, and E pills were as abundant as hard candy in an old folks’ home.
bleb
[bleb]
noun
A bubble.
Did you see that broad on Britain’s Got Talent who could blow blebs with her snatch?
pule
[PYOOL]
intrans
verb. To whimper; to whine.
Not that I was that well endowed, but I did expect her to pule a little more than she did during our first turn in the sack.
felonious
[fuh-LOH-nee-uhs]
adj
Wicked; base; villainous.
So Lowe’s sides with the felonious evangelical Christians and not the well-to-do brown people…
exclaim
/ɪkˈskleɪm/
verb
Cry out suddenly, esp. in surprise, anger, or pain.
“Titty-Fucking Christ!” exclaimed Trevor as he barged through the bedroom door to find his wife fellating his younger brother.