toper
[TOH-puhr]
noun
One who drinks frequently or to excess.
George W. Bush’s new memoir is about to be released wherein he reveals to the world his life as a toper and fucking idiot.
bailiwick
[BAY-luh-wik]
noun
A person’s specific area of knowledge, authority, interest, skill, or work.
His resume listed “cunilingus” as one of his bailiwicks…
vainglory
[VAYN-glor-ee]
noun
Excessive pride in one’s achievements, abilities, qualities, etc.
My son lost his virginity last night, and now his displays of vainglory around the house are starting to piss people off.
degage
[dey-gah-ZHEY]
adjective
Without emotional involvement; detached.
I’m always impressed by The Situation’s degage attitude towards sleeping with broads and then promptly asking them to leave.
endemic
/ɛnˈdɛmɪk/
adjective
Native to a particular area or culture; originating where it occurs…
plucky
[PLUHK-ee]
adjective
Having or showing courage; brave.
You know what they say: those who are plucky get lucky.
tarry
[TAR-ee]
verb
To wait.
So are the Mexicans in Arizona just tarrying before we round them up, or are they planning a mass fucking exodus?