flagitious
[fluh-JISH-uhs]
adjective
Disgracefully or shamefully criminal.
Three hundred for a blow job? That price is flagitious, even for a woman with no teeth.
nebulize
[NEB-yuh-lahyz]
verb
To become vague, or indistinct.
Six shots of Jack and my conversation nebulizes into nothingness.
juberous
Alteration of dubious.
It’d been many years since the divorce, and many more since his wife took their son Billy, and left for greener pastures…
mien
[MEEN]
noun
Manner or bearing, especially as expressive of mood, attitude, or personality; demeanor.
In the workplace they adopted a mien of cordiality while in front of others, then went home and played out rape scenarios together.
attar
[AT-er]
noun
A perfume or essential oil obtained from flowers or petals.
Someone should bottle and sell the attar of Justin Beiber to the throngs of teenaged chicks who get wet at the mere mention of the little shit’s name.
hale
[HAYL]
adjective
Free from disease and weakening conditions; healthy.
For someone who does a shit load of drugs every weekend, Jake seems quite hale.
florid
/ˈflɔrɪd/
adjective
Elaborately ornate; flowery.
Jacqueline’s body was a canvas covered in tattoos…