incipient
[in-SIP-ee-uhnt]
adjective
Beginning to exist or appear.
Upon confirming our relationship status on Facebook I noticed her incipient beer belly and sagging breasts.
turbid
Hey shit head! Change the bong water. It’s turbid.
lissom
[LISS-uhm]
adjective
Limber; supple; flexible.
Fucking Mick Jagger. Even after decades of drugs and rock n’ roll the guy is sill lissom on stage.
concupiscence
[kon-KYOO-puh-suhn(t)s]
noun
Strong desire, especially sexual desire; lust.
Don’t get me wrong, I like cocaine…
obeisance
[oh-BEE-suhn(t)s]
noun
Deference, homage.
I thought his smelling my panties was too much of an act of obeisance, but it did show that he cared.
quaff
To drink with relish; to swallow in large draughts.
A clique of polished young women quaffed goblets of shiraz at one end of the bar as Jay sat transfixed at the other…
plebeian
[plih-BEE-uhn]
noun
A coarse, crude, or vulgar person.
I like movie theaters with more expensive balcony seats so I don’t have to come in contact with those pissant plebeians down below.