dilatory
[DIL-uh-tor-ee]
adjective
Tending to put off what ought to be done at once.
On the laziest of days even masturbation can become dilatory.
concupiscence
[kon-KYOO-puh-suhn(t)s]
noun
Strong desire, especially sexual desire; lust.
Don’t get me wrong, I like cocaine…
pleonasm
[PLEE-uh-naz-uhm]
noun
The use of more words than are necessary to express an idea.
Guliani never fell back on pleonasms…
stertorous
[STUR-tuh-ruhs]
adjective
Characterized by heavy snoring or breathing.
It’s hotter than a pair of squirrels fucking in a wool sock in New York, and I can’t get a night’s sleep without stertorous tossing and turning.
sacrosanct
/ˈsækroʊˌsæŋkt/
adjective
extremely sacred or holy; inviolable:
While Valerie held her marital vow to be faithful sacrosanct, her husband Mark had no qualms about fucking other women.
rubric
[ROO-brik]
noun
Any established mode of conduct or procedure.
Now that Craigslist’s Adult Services section is gone, our best rubric for finding cheap pussy and cock is actually speaking to people in bars.
menagerie
[muh-naj-uh-ree]
noun
A collection of wild or unusual animals.
Maybe keeping a giant fucking “killer” whale in a menagerie for its entire life is a bad idea.