rapine
[RAP-in]
intrans
verb. The act of plundering.
If we weren’t all ignorant, braindead shitheads, we’d have ransacked Wall St…
equable
Uniform in action or intensity; not variable or changing.
The elegantly equable tone of his deposition was in revealing contrast to the remarks made by his soon-to-be ex-wife…
oenophile
[ee-nuh-fahyl]
noun
A person who enjoys wines, usually as a connoisseur.
My mother claimed to be an oenophile, but oenophiles don’t drink Sutter Home wine coolers by the truck full.
bough
[bou]
noun
A branch of a tree.
Our neighbor’s cat is bumping uglies with another cat on that bough over there.
plethora
[PLETH-uh-ruh]
noun
Excess.
Sorry guy, but a gram of blow ain’t exactly a “Plethora of the good shit.
braird
The first shoots of grass or crops.
A penis requires a few soft touches to braird it from its restful slumber.
introspection
[in-truh-SPEK-shuhn]
noun
The act or process of self-examination; contemplation of one’s own thoughts and feelings; a looking inward…