knackered
/ˈnækərd/
adjective
1 very tired. 2 exhausted.
Megan was so knackered after fucking her husband’s friend that she didn’t protest when he accused her of infidelity.
perforce
[pur-FORS]
adverb
By necessity; by force of circumstance.
I’m not one for a God damned horror movie, but by the time the third act of The Human Centipede rolls around you’ll perforce cover your eyes and cry like a girl.
gourmand
[GOOR-mahnd]
noun
A lover of good food.
My friend Diego, the gourmand, spends his entire fucking paycheck on bacon.
exiguity
[ek-suh-GYOO-uht-ee]
adjective
Scantiness; smallness; thinness;the quality of being meager.
I’m not so much a big breast guy…
galumph
[guh-LUHM(P)F]
intrans
verb. To move in a clumsy manner or with a heavy tread…
eristic
[e-RIS-tik]
adjective
Of argument for the sole purpose of winning, regardless of the reason.
Oh how I love full-of-shit college kids and their over-paid liberal art, eristic arguments.
poltroon
[pol-TROON]
noun
A wretched coward; craven.
Now son, quit being a poltroon and put your semi-rigid penis in that Mexican whore’s mouth.