protean
[pro-TEE-un]
adjective
Displaying considerable variety or diversity.
The red light district in Amsterdam has a protean amount of pussy for sale…
perfunctory
[pur-FUNGK-tuh-ree]
adjective
Lacking interest, care, or enthusiasm; indifferent.
I had to chastise my wife for her shitty lasagna and perfunctory blowjobs.
oneiric
[oh-NY-rik]
adjective
Of, pertaining to, or suggestive of dreams; dreamy.
My God, she had a nice smile, legs that went on for days, and oneiric tits.
nepotism
Favoritism shown to members of one's family.
While most politicians are guilty of some form of rule bending and self-enrichment, President Donald Trump’s years in office were marked by exceptionally ignoble corruption, self-evident self-dealing and overt nepotism.
pallid
[PAL-id]
adjective
Having an abnormally pale or wan complexion…
balneal
[bal-NEE-uhl]
adjective
Of or pertaining to baths or bathing.
The humidity in New York this summer is as balneal as a goddamned steam room in the gay part of San Fran.
epigone
[EP-uh-gohn]
noun
An inferior imitator.
Unfollow Dictionary.com on Twitter. Those bastard epigones.