swain
[SWEYN]
noun
A country gallant.
Sarah Palin knows how to rile up the swains when she goes on tour…
imbroglio
[im-BROHL-yoh]
noun
A complicated and embarrassing state of things.
That idiot General McChrystal really got himself into an imbroglio, and he did it in fucking Rolling Stone magazine of all places.
gelid
[JEL-id]
adjective
Extremely cold; icy.
It must be gelid outside because I can see Grace’s nipples through her god damned Northface.
germane
[juhr-MAYN]
adjective
Appropriate or relavent.
Would you find it germane that your girl got pregnant after you were told you were sterile?
etiology
[ee-tee-ol-uh-jee]
noun
the cause or origin of a disease.
I traced the etiology of my crabs to the freshman girl with the giant bush…
bailiwick
[BAY-luh-wik]
noun
A person’s specific area of knowledge, authority, interest, skill, or work.
His resume listed “cunilingus” as one of his bailiwicks…
putsch
[PUCH]
noun
A secretly planned and suddenly executed attempt to overthrow a government.
I thought I joined a Fox News led putsch to overthrow Obama’s communist government, but all I got was a sign that said I enjoyed being teabagged.