knackered

/ˈnækərd/

adjective

1 very tired. 2 exhausted.

Megan was so knackered after fucking her husband’s friend that she didn’t protest when he accused her of infidelity.

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perforce

[pur-FORS]

adverb

By necessity; by force of circumstance.

I’m not one for a God damned horror movie, but by the time the third act of The Human Centipede rolls around you’ll perforce cover your eyes and cry like a girl.

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gourmand

[GOOR-mahnd]

noun

A lover of good food.

My friend Diego, the gourmand, spends his entire fucking paycheck on bacon.

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exiguity

[ek-suh-GYOO-uht-ee]

adjective

Scantiness; smallness; thinness;the quality of being meager.

I’m not so much a big breast guy…

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galumph

[guh-LUHM(P)F]

intrans

verb. To move in a clumsy manner or with a heavy tread…

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eristic

[e-RIS-tik]

adjective

Of argument for the sole purpose of winning, regardless of the reason.

Oh how I love full-of-shit college kids and their over-paid liberal art, eristic arguments.

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poltroon

[pol-TROON]

noun

A wretched coward; craven.

Now son, quit being a poltroon and put your semi-rigid penis in that Mexican whore’s mouth.

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