behest
/bɪˈhɛst/
noun
A command, bidding; sometimes also, an authoritative request.
At her client’s behest, Judy exposed her genitals so that they could be examined for signs of herpes.
mitigate
[MIT-i-geyt]
verb
To lessen in force or intensity.
I offered to repaint her car’s hood, but she said nothing could mitigate my being spread eagle on it for a profile picture.
progeny
[proj-uh-nee]
noun
A descendant or offspring, as a child, plant, or animal.
Bristol Palin, the progeny of Sarah Palin, is a wide-angled cum trap.
trollop
[trol-uhp]
noun
an immoral or promiscuous woman.
Don’t you hate finding out the woman you love is a fucking trollop?
ectype
[EK-tahyp]
noun
A reproduction; copy.
The little prick sold us ectypes. What ecstasy pills do you know of that say, “Excedrin?!?!!”
lucre
[loo-ker]
noun
monetary reward or gain; money.
Any moron can put some scratch together working the nine to five, but the real lucre is on Wall Street.
veriest
[VER-ee-ist]
adj
Utmost; most complete.
I wouldn’t say my memories of the night were veriest, but I certainly don’t remember calling the bartender a “tranny.