pellucid
[puh-LOO-sid]
adjective
Easily understandable.
I wanted to make my resignation as pellucid as possible so I photographed my genitals and hung them up in the kitchen.
subfusc
[sub-FUHSK]
adjective
Dark or dull in color; drab, dusky.
Her gorgeous vagina was shielded by subfusc lingerie, which made her all the more attractive.
crux
[KROO-seez]
noun
The basic, central, or critical point or feature.
The crux of the tea party movement is that the overweight, brain dead fools who make shit for money are pro-corporation.
sobriquet
[SO-brih-kay; -ket]
noun
A nickname; an assumed name; an epithet.
Jersey Shore taught me that the term “guido” is a sobriquet for Italian American.
quiddity
[KWID-ih-tee]
noun
An eccentricity; an odd feature.
At first she took my cockring as a quiddity, but soon found that she couldn’t climax without it.
hsien
[shyuhn]
noun
One of a group of benevolent spirits promoting good in the world.
There are no hsiens around these parts…
minim
Small or smallest.
Ryan was an abuser of trust and a seeker of thrill. Before pulling out, he would let a minim of ejaculate squirt out inside the women he slept with.