introspection
[in-truh-SPEK-shuhn]
noun
The act or process of self-examination; contemplation of one’s own thoughts and feelings; a looking inward…
agrestic
[uh-GRES-tik]
adjective
Pertaining to fields or the country; rural; rustic.
I’ll tell ya, if I had acne, no income, and lived in the agrestic part of the country, I’d probably join up with a crazy fucking militia too.
crux
[KROO-seez]
noun
The basic, central, or critical point or feature.
The crux of the tea party movement is that the overweight, brain dead fools who make shit for money are pro-corporation.
expatiate
/ɪkˈspeɪ ʃiˌeɪt/
verb
1 a to enlarge in discourse or writing…
ectype
[EK-tahyp]
noun
A reproduction; copy.
The little prick sold us ectypes. What ecstasy pills do you know of that say, “Excedrin?!?!!”
popinjay
[POP-in-jay]
noun
A vain and talkative person.
I don’t care for Gossip Girl. Too many popinjays–all walkin’ around discussing total bullshit.
uxorious
[uk-SOR-ee-us]
adjective
Excessively fond of or submissive to a wife.
All I did to make my husband more uxorious was threaten to tell his coworkers that he once begged me to use a strap-on on him.