sacrosanct
/ˈsækroʊˌsæŋkt/
adjective
extremely sacred or holy; inviolable:
While Valerie held her marital vow to be faithful sacrosanct, her husband Mark had no qualms about fucking other women.
rubric
[ROO-brik]
noun
Any established mode of conduct or procedure.
Now that Craigslist’s Adult Services section is gone, our best rubric for finding cheap pussy and cock is actually speaking to people in bars.
menagerie
[muh-naj-uh-ree]
noun
A collection of wild or unusual animals.
Maybe keeping a giant fucking “killer” whale in a menagerie for its entire life is a bad idea.
jollification
A merrymaking; noisy festivity.
As a lover of revelry and general jollification, Sammy was particularly adept at keeping the night from closing down around him and his crew…
termagant
/ˈtɜr mə gənt/
noun
1 a boisterous, brawling, turbulent person (formerly applied to both sexes, now only to women)…
luculent
[LOO-kyuh-luhnt]
adjective
Clear; easily understood.
Let me be a little more luculent: you, and your whoring mother, are no longer required in this restaurant.
chicanery
[shih-KAY-nuh-ree]
noun
A trick; a subterfuge.
She grew tired of my chicanery at the bar, but gave me her number anyway and told me she only did outcalls.