pelf
[PELF]
noun
Money; riches; gain.
I earned my pelf the old fashioned way: pimping hoes and slangin’ drugs.
bloviate
[BLOH-vee-ayt]
verb
To speak or write at length in a pompous or boastful manner.
Dear Fox News, pay me half of what those other old farts get and I’ll bloviate and scream about whatever the fuck you want.
inveterate
[in-VET-uhr-it]
adjective
Firmly established by long persistence.
Isn’t the “accidental” overdose of washed up celebrities from the 80’s an inveterate event at this point?
dilatory
[DIL-uh-tor-ee]
adjective
Tending to put off what ought to be done at once.
On the laziest of days even masturbation can become dilatory.
concupiscence
[kon-KYOO-puh-suhn(t)s]
noun
Strong desire, especially sexual desire; lust.
Don’t get me wrong, I like cocaine…
pleonasm
[PLEE-uh-naz-uhm]
noun
The use of more words than are necessary to express an idea.
Guliani never fell back on pleonasms…
stertorous
[STUR-tuh-ruhs]
adjective
Characterized by heavy snoring or breathing.
It’s hotter than a pair of squirrels fucking in a wool sock in New York, and I can’t get a night’s sleep without stertorous tossing and turning.