capricious
[kuh-PRISH-us]
adjective
Apt to change suddenly; whimsical; changeable.
With all the guys she was fucking, I’m not sure whether it was her heart or her pussy that was the capricious one.
verbose
/vərˈboʊs/
adjective
1 abounding in words. 2 using or containing more words than are necessary…
orotund
/ˈɔrəˌtʌnd/
adjective
1 characterized by fullness, clearness, strength, and smoothness. 2 pompous or bombastic…
pulchritude
[puhl-kri-tood]
noun
Beauty.
Sure, she’s funny, but Kelly Oxford’s pulchritude drives me fucking wild.
punctilious
/pʌŋkˈtɪliəs/
adjective
1 very nice or exact in the forms of behavior, etiquette, or mutual intercourse…
plethora
[PLETH-uh-ruh]
noun
Excess.
Sorry guy, but a gram of blow ain’t exactly a “Plethora of the good shit.
turbid
Hey shit head! Change the bong water. It’s turbid.