neologism
[nee-OLL-uh-jiz-um]
noun
A new word or expression.
“Human gaffe machine” is the perfect neologism for describing our fucking hilarious Vice President.
melancholia
/ˌmɛlənˈkoʊliə/
noun
a kind of mental unsoundness characterized by extreme depression of spirits, ill-grounded fears, delusions, and brooding over one particular subject or train of ideas…
vapid
[VAY-pid]
adjective
Lacking liveliness and spirit; dull.
This beer is skunked, vapid, and has a hint of piss to it.
wherewithal
/ˈʰwɛərwɪðˌɔl/
noun
1 with which. 2 the necessary means or instrument.
If Charlie had the wherewithal, he’d hire a hooker every night to rub him off and read him to sleep.
ectype
[EK-tahyp]
noun
A reproduction; copy.
The little prick sold us ectypes. What ecstasy pills do you know of that say, “Excedrin?!?!!”
dapple
[DAP-uhl]
adjective
Marked with contrasting patches or spots; dappled.
“What’s with the dappled cock,” she said.
credulous
/ˈkrɛdʒ ə ləs/
adjective
1 a apt to believe on slight evidence…