bowdlerize
[BODE-luh-rise; BOWD-]
trans
verb. To remove or modify the parts (of a book, for example) considered offensive…
paroxysm
[PAIR-uhk-siz-uhm]
noun
Any sudden and violent emotion or action; an outburst; a fit.
Upon orgasm she would suffer full body paroxysms ten minutes after I rolled off her.
lupine
Wolfish; ravenous, predatory.
The man sat alone in his childhood tree fort, crosslegged and in complete darkness. His presence betrayed only by the moonlight reflected by his lupine eyes…
satori
[suh-TOHR-ee]
noun
In Zen Buddhism, the state of sudden indescribable intuitive enlightenment.
Not that I’m one to try, but I’ve been told that a hit of Salvia can induce a brief moment of satori.
penchant
[PEN-chunt]
noun
Inclination; decided taste; a strong liking.
He never had a penchant for red heads, though he had banged quite a few.
menagerie
[muh-naj-uh-ree]
noun
A collection of wild or unusual animals.
Maybe keeping a giant fucking “killer” whale in a menagerie for its entire life is a bad idea.
autodidact
[aw-toh-DY-dakt]
noun
One who is self-taught.
Surely you cunts might not be autodidacts, but I am…