frabjous
[FRAB-juhs]
adjective
Wonderful, elegant, superb, or delicious.
Call me crazy, but I think the street meat vendors in NYC are godamned frabjous; especially when I’m piss-drunk.
refractory
[rih-FRAK-tuh-ree]
adjective
Stubbornly disobedient; unmanageable.
My shitty hair is absolutely refractory today.
holus-bolus
[HOH-luhs-BOH-luhs]
adverb
To cleanse.
The porn star directed all the guys to cum in her mouth holus-bolus, like a synchronized fountain.
bathos
[BEY-thos]
noun
Insincere pathos; sentimentality; mawkishness.
I can’t stand these jerk-off guys on the Bachelorette, all laying on the bathos extra thick to try to get in this broad’s skirt.
pica
[PAHY-kuh]
noun
An abnormal appetite or craving for substances that are not fit to eat.
My Boston Terrier, Rik, has a pica for his own feces.
abject
Sunk to a low condition; down in spirit or hope; degraded.
That Michele Bachmann was a cunning congresswoman was not in doubt. However, it was clear to all but her most rabid supporters that a President Bachmann would quickly lead the United States to abject ruin…
veriest
[VER-ee-ist]
adj
Utmost; most complete.
I wouldn’t say my memories of the night were veriest, but I certainly don’t remember calling the bartender a “tranny.