crepitate
[KREP-i-teyt]
verb
To make a crackling sound; crackle.
“Did your penis just crepitate or is that just my imagination? Did it bend in half or something?”
veriest
[VER-ee-ist]
adj
Utmost; most complete.
I wouldn’t say my memories of the night were veriest, but I certainly don’t remember calling the bartender a “tranny.
interpolate
[in-TUR-puh-layt]
trans
, intrans. verb. To insert between other elements or parts.
Tyler Durden earned his keep working as a projectionist while interpolating frames of cocks into Disney movies.
refractory
[rih-FRAK-tuh-ree]
adjective
Stubbornly disobedient; unmanageable.
My shitty hair is absolutely refractory today.
deride
[dih-RYD]
transitive verb
To laugh at with contempt; to subject to ridicule or make sport of; to mock; to scoff at…
cabal
[kuh-BAL]
noun
A secret, conspiratorial association of plotters.
Fox News is run by a cabal of rich nutcases hell-bent on providing the poor with enough anger to turn them into mindless drones.
tocsin
[TOCK-sin]
noun
A warning.
My boss issued me a stern tocsin after being caught with my pants down in the supply room.