myrmidon
[MUR-muh-don]
noun
A loyal follower, especially one who executes orders without question.
What do I look for in a mate? I want a myrmidon: someone who will execute any sexual act I demand, when I demand it.
cosset
[KOSS-it]
trans
verb. To pamper.
Her ultimate goal in life was to find a suitor who would cosset her as her parents did…
balneal
[bal-NEE-uhl]
adjective
Of or pertaining to baths or bathing.
The humidity in New York this summer is as balneal as a goddamned steam room in the gay part of San Fran.
agog
[uh-GOG]
adjective
Full of excitement or interest; in eager desire; eager, keen.
The Twitter community’s all agog now that Kanye West has joined and is spewing out little golden nuggets of his insane bullshit every five minutes.
alate
[EY-leyt]
adj
Having membranous expansions like wings.
Look at how walled that chick’s breasts are…
popinjay
[POP-in-jay]
noun
A vain and talkative person.
I don’t care for Gossip Girl. Too many popinjays–all walkin’ around discussing total bullshit.
behemoth
Something of monstrous size, power, or appearance.
A little known fact about Moses: His cock was a behemoth—-almost as long as his staff.