The words of 2022 | The Effin' Word

January 22

enthrall

[en-THRAWL]

verb

To captivate or charm.

I was enthralled by Sarah Palin’s last speech not because she had important or meaningful things to say, but because she’s a fucking dullard with a pair of tits.

January 21

quiddity

[KWID-ih-tee]

noun

An eccentricity; an odd feature.

At first she took my cockring as a quiddity, but soon found that she couldn’t climax without it.

January 20

laconic

[luh-KON-ik]

adjective

Using or marked by the use of a minimum of words; brief and pithy; brusque…

January 19

cynosure

Anything to which attention is strongly turned; a center of attraction.

As filming wound down and the sun lowered in the yawning sky, the exhausted crew gathered around the director’s chair…

January 18

dictum

[DIK-tuhm]

noun

An authoritative statement.

Let this dictum be known: I will not, under any circumstances, allow you to violate me with that strap on.

January 17

stentorian

[sten-TOR-ee-uhn]

adj

Extremely loud.

I’d like to take a bat to the heads of these stentorian pricks next door.

January 16

consanguineous

[kon-san(g)-GWIN-ee-us]

adjective

Of the same blood; related by birth.

Had I known about our consanguineous relation, I’d probably have opted not to impregnate her.