spoonerism
[SPOO-nuh-riz-uhm]
noun
The transposition of usually initial sounds in a pair of words.
Wattled botter…
orison
[AWR-uh-zuhn]
noun
A prayer.
Before takeoff, let’s say an orison and pray that we don’t get a piss drunk pilot.
venial
[VEE-nee-uhl]
adjective
Capable of being forgiven; not heinous; excusable; pardonable.
We both decided that her fucking around with random men was a venial offense, and that we’d look past it.
quotidian
/kwoʊˈtɪd i ən/
adjective
1 occurring or returning daily. 2 a commonplace…
eldritch
[EL-drich]
adjective
Strange; unearthly; weird; eerie.
I’ve always been of the opinion that an uncircumcised cock is eldritch and downright uncouth.
roseate
[ROH-zee-it]
adjective
Overly optimistic; bright or cheerful.
North Korea will never make a worthy foe because Kim Jong Il’s roseate face is too fucking adorable.
anneal
[uh-NEEL]
verb
To toughen or temper.
A yearlong obsession with clothespins annealed her nipples to two unfeeling entities.