educe
[ih-DOOS]
verb
To infer or deduce.
I was able to educe, primarily from the shit-stained dildo on the bed, that my husband had been using my toys for no good.
assuage
[uh-SWAYJ]
verb
To soothe or calm; to pacify.
The least these fucking clowns at BP could do to assuage our fears is act like they know what the fuck they’re doing.
oneiric
[oh-NY-rik]
adjective
Of, pertaining to, or suggestive of dreams; dreamy.
My God, she had a nice smile, legs that went on for days, and oneiric tits.
oleaginous
[oh-lee-AJ-uh-nuhs]
adjective
Having the nature or qualities of oil.
A big fucking thank you to BP who has turned our beloved gulf into an oleaginous swamp.
chortle
[CHOR-tl]
verb
To utter, or express with, a snorting, exultant laugh or chuckle.
This big bastard sitting behind us chortled when he overheard my girlfriend tell me about her affair with her doorman.
hegemony
[hi-jem-uh-nee]
verb (used with object)
Leadership or predominant influence exercised by one nation over others, as in a confederation…
hortatory
Giving exhortation or advise; encouraging.
One must acknowledge that the normalization of the right-wing media’s hortatory use of propaganda and its fever dreams about the good old days has led its viewers to grow comfortable with their own indifference to the Country’s subjugation — and even murder — of black people.