clandestine
[klan-des-tin]
adjective
Characterized by, done in, or executed with secrecy or concealment.
Today we finally get to see the fucking clandestine Apple tablet.
desultory
[DES-uhl-tor-ee]
adjective
Disconnected remarks; aimless.
We had just been seated in a nice restaurant when her desultory remarks about my missing testicle started.
whilom
[HWAHY-luhm]
adj
Former; erstwhile.
Happy New Year’s to my friends and fuck yous to my whilom lovers.
florid
/ˈflɔrɪd/
adjective
Elaborately ornate; flowery.
Jacqueline’s body was a canvas covered in tattoos…
rankle
[RANG-kuhl]
verb
To cause keen irritation or bitter resentment in.
“So what? She’s been with a dog…
milquetoast
/ˈmɪlkˌtoʊst/
noun
1 a timid, submissive, unassertive or spineless person. 2 mild of temper…
degage
[dey-gah-ZHEY]
adjective
Without emotional involvement; detached.
I’m always impressed by The Situation’s degage attitude towards sleeping with broads and then promptly asking them to leave.