ersatz
Made in imitation; artificial.
I don’t care what these fast food companies tell me about their food being “real.” It’s ersatz junk that a fucking mule wouldn’t eat if it had a brain.
dictum
[DIK-tuhm]
noun
An authoritative statement.
Let this dictum be known: I will not, under any circumstances, allow you to violate me with that strap on.
edify
/ˈɛdəfaɪ/
verb
1 a to instruct and improve, especially in moral and religious knowledge…
bibelot
[BEE-buh-loh]
noun
A small decorative object without practical utility; a trinket.
At first I thought the nipple ring on her left breast was just a bibelot, but it seemed to aid her in reaching orgasm.
fain
[FEYN]
adverb
Gladly; willingly. adjective. Content; willing.
I would fain have gone with him to the LOLcats themed orgy, but it required that I not shave any part of my body for three months prior to the event.
badinage
[bad-n-AHZH]
noun
Light, playful talk; banter.
There’s a reason oral sex is so popular: less badinage, more coming.
plenary
[PLEE-nuh-ree]
adjective
Full in all respects; complete; absolute.
Our prophet and leader decided for a plenary mass suicide, and that we should all wear purple Nikes.