etiology
[ee-tee-ol-uh-jee]
noun
the cause or origin of a disease.
I traced the etiology of my crabs to the freshman girl with the giant bush…
frabjous
[FRAB-juhs]
adjective
Wonderful, elegant, superb, or delicious.
Call me crazy, but I think the street meat vendors in NYC are godamned frabjous; especially when I’m piss-drunk.
termagant
/ˈtɜr mə gənt/
noun
1 a boisterous, brawling, turbulent person (formerly applied to both sexes, now only to women)…
irrefragable
[ih-REF-ruh-guh-buhl]
adjective
Impossible to refute; incontestable; undeniable.
I had irrefragable proof that he was fucking another woman after I hacked his gmail, twitter, facebook, and howtohaveanaffair…
putsch
[PUCH]
noun
A secretly planned and suddenly executed attempt to overthrow a government.
I thought I joined a Fox News led putsch to overthrow Obama’s communist government, but all I got was a sign that said I enjoyed being teabagged.
ephemeral
[ih-FEM-er-ul]
adjective
Short-lived; existing or continuing for a short time only.
A woman’s orgasm can last for minutes, while a man’s is ephemeral.
superannuated
[soo-pur-AN-yoo-ay-tid]
adjective
Old; no longer in use; no longer valid; outmoded.
I’d still give it a go, but Madonna’s pussy is probably too superannuated for daily use.