languor
[LANG-guhr]
noun
Mental or physical weariness or fatigue.
I’ll wine ‘em and dine ‘em, but pillow talk after sex causes me great languor.
minatory
[MIN-uh-tor-ee]
adj
Threatening; menacing.
Have you ever met a fast food worker who didn’t have a minatory look on their pimply fucking face?
scurrilous
[SKUR-uh-luhs]
adjective
Grossly or obscenely abusive.
I bet Ayn Rand would stick the fuck who made the scurrilous “Part I” of her magnum opus in the gulag.
vespertine
[VES-per-tin]
adjective
Of, pertaining to, or occurring in the evening.
Luckily for me, my coke habit was largely vespertine in nature, and my coworkers didn’t have so much as a clue.
adenoidal
[ad-n-OID-l]
adj
Being characteristically pinched and nasal in tone quality.
You tell that adenoidal prick to get himself off…
innocuous
[ih-NOK-yoo-uhs]
adj
Harmless; producing no ill effect.
The cocaine they purchased turned out to be innocuous; they got got.
epicene
[EP-uh-seen]
adjective
Having the characteristics of both sexes.
Though she advertised herself as a genuine woman, the whore’s epicene features and slight penis bulge said otherwise.