iota
[eye-OH-tuh]
noun
A very small quantity or degree; a jot; a bit.
I only do coke when I know I’m not getting laid because one iota of that shit and my cock goes limp.
acrid
[AK-rid]
adjective
Sharp and harsh.
The concoction was thick and foul smelling: an acrid mix of absinthe, tequila, sour mix, and bitters.
tocsin
[TOCK-sin]
noun
A warning.
My boss issued me a stern tocsin after being caught with my pants down in the supply room.
cadre
[KAD-ree]
noun
A core or nucleus of trained or otherwise qualified personnel.
I’d be more terrified of Palin and her cadre of morons, but like I said, they’re morons.
lenity
[LEN-uh-tee]
noun
The state or quality of being lenient; mildness.
The first time you and your partner act out a rape scene, remember to keep a sense of lenity until you both figure out what works best.
progeny
[proj-uh-nee]
noun
A descendant or offspring, as a child, plant, or animal.
Bristol Palin, the progeny of Sarah Palin, is a wide-angled cum trap.
orthography
/ɔrˈθɒgrəfi/
noun
1 a the art or practice of writing words with the proper letters, according to standard usage…