mitigate
[MIT-i-geyt]
verb
To lessen in force or intensity.
I offered to repaint her car’s hood, but she said nothing could mitigate my being spread eagle on it for a profile picture.
endemic
/ɛnˈdɛmɪk/
adjective
Native to a particular area or culture; originating where it occurs…
castigate
/ˈkæs tɪˌgeɪt/ verb 1 a to chastise verbally. b to reprove. c to criticize severely. 2 a to punish by stripes. b to chastise by blows. c to chasten. Hannah often lauded her husband’s deft oral skill when reveling in their postcoital embrace. But later, when she was with her friends, she’d castigate him for a lack of competence both inside and outside of the bedroom.
booboisie
[boob-wah-ZEE]
noun
A class of people regarded as stupid or foolish.
Tyler Perry really knows how to pander to the fucking booboisie.
pellucid
[puh-LOO-sid]
adjective
Easily understandable.
I wanted to make my resignation as pellucid as possible so I photographed my genitals and hung them up in the kitchen.
flippant
[FLIP-uhnt]
adjective
Lacking proper seriousness or respect; showing inappropriate levity; pert.
I wish I wasn’t so flippant over the news, but the fact that your uncle was arrested for engaging in coitus with a dog is too funny.
spoonerism
[SPOO-nuh-riz-uhm]
noun
The transposition of usually initial sounds in a pair of words.
Wattled botter…