palpitate
[PAL-pi-teyt]
verb
To cause to pulsate or tremble.
Is it weird if your balls palpitate while the microwave is running? That’s weird, right?
affront
[uh-fruhnt]
noun
A personally offensive act or word; deliberate act or display of disrespect.
These Oscar nominations are an affront to reason…
toothsome
[TOOTH-suhm]
adjective
Sexually attractive.
If it weren’t for the toothsome broad behind the counter, I’d smash the manager’s brow with my fucking fist.
lascivious
[luh-SIV-ee-uhs]
adjective
Lewd; lustful.
She called me a lascivious ape after she found numerous calls to 900 numbers on our phone bill.
ennui
/ɑnˈwi/
noun
1 a feeling of weariness and disgust. 2 dullness and languor of spirits, arising from satiety or want of interest…
abrogate
[ab-ruh-geyt]
verb (used with object)
To abolish by formal or official means; annul by an authoritative act; repeal…
perpend
[per-PEND]
verb
To ponder; deliberate.
The trick to being able to perpend the boring minutiae of your date’s day is to constantly remind yourself that women like to fuck good listeners.