jocund
[JOCK-uhnd]
adjective
Full of or expressing high-spirited merriment; light-hearted; mirthful.
My fat fuck of a mailman was rather jocund for a man of his disposition.
insouciant
/ɪnˈsusiənt/
adjective
1 careless. 2 heedless. 3 indifferent. 4 unconcerned…
spoonerism
[SPOO-nuh-riz-uhm]
noun
The transposition of usually initial sounds in a pair of words.
Wattled botter…
remora
[REM-er-uh]
noun
An obstacle, hindrance, or obstruction.
I think her father put an extra clasp on her bra, so that it would act as a remora before copulation.
quiddity
[KWID-ih-tee]
noun
An eccentricity; an odd feature.
At first she took my cockring as a quiddity, but soon found that she couldn’t climax without it.
sprat
[sprat]
noun
A small or inconsequential person or thing.
Tell the sprat in the bathroom to hightail it before I crap myself.
foist
/fɔɪst/
verb
1 to pass off something spurious or counterfeit as genuine, true, or worthy…