nonpariel
[non-puh-REL]
adjective
Having no equal; peerless.
He believed his cock to be nonpareil. I, however, am in disagreement.
rhapsodize
[RAP-suh-dahyz]
verb
To talk with extravagant enthusiasm.
Rhapsodize to your kids about sex before Google does.
virescent
/vaɪˈrɛsənt/
adjective
1 beginning to be green. 2 slightly green. 3 greenish…
abject
Sunk to a low condition; down in spirit or hope; degraded.
That Michele Bachmann was a cunning congresswoman was not in doubt. However, it was clear to all but her most rabid supporters that a President Bachmann would quickly lead the United States to abject ruin…
adventitious
[ad-ven-TISH-uhs]
adjective
Added extrinsically; not essentially inherent.
The “69” at the end of his screen name was adventitious, and not related to his birthday.
fungible
[fuhn-juh-buhl]
adjective
Being of such nature or kind as to be freely exchangeable or replaceable.
I have, in fact, tried out the fleshlight, and while it beats the dry palm, it is fungible with actual pussy.
kvetch
[KVECH]
intransitive verb
To complain habitually.
Kvetch all you want about the mistreatment of Christine O’Donnell…