berserk
[ber-SURK]
adjective
Violently or destructively frenzied; wild; crazed; deranged.
I didn’t expect a jell-o shot to make my roommate act berserk…
hirsute
[hur-soot]
adjective
Hairy; shaggy.
It was strange because although her manicure and pedicure suggested stellar grooming habits, her pussy was as hirsute as an afghan hound.
hsien
[shyuhn]
noun
One of a group of benevolent spirits promoting good in the world.
There are no hsiens around these parts…
clandestine
[klan-des-tin]
adjective
Characterized by, done in, or executed with secrecy or concealment.
Today we finally get to see the fucking clandestine Apple tablet.
palliate
[PAL-ee-ayt]
trans
verb. To make less severe or intense; mitigate.
I don’t care what anyone says; a two or three night drug binge can palliate just about any emotional pain.
emolument
[ih-MOL-yuh-muhnt]
noun
Gain; compensation.
Step on the little people. That’s my philosophy. Fuck it, if it earns you emolument along the way, who cares?
delectation
/ˌdi lɛkˈteɪ ʃən/
noun
1 great pleasure. 2 delight.
“Two Girls-One Cup” and other Scheiß films, oddly enough, rose a great delectation in the quiet and chaste Margaret Johnson of Hanover Avenue.