salient
[SAY-lee-unt]
adjective
Forcing itself on the attention; prominent; noticeable.
She asked me what I thought the most salient feature of a woman was, so I told her a nice smile…
hsien
[shyuhn]
noun
One of a group of benevolent spirits promoting good in the world.
There are no hsiens around these parts…
orthography
/ɔrˈθɒgrəfi/
noun
1 a the art or practice of writing words with the proper letters, according to standard usage…
perusal
[puh-roo-zuhl]
noun
Scrutiny.
This cocksucking actor agreed to star in my YouTube video, but only after a three month perusal of the script.
obfuscate
/ˈɒb fəˌskeɪt/
verb
1 to obscure. 2 to confuse. 3 to bewilder…
quondam
[KWAHN-dam]
adjective
Having been formerly; former.
A quondam pornstar, she spent thousands reconstructing her worn-out vagina.
tawdry
[TAW-dree]
adjective
Gaudy, showy and cheap.
I like the pubic hair shaped into an arrow pointing at your hoohaw, but don’t you think it’s a bit tawdry?